Should you come face to face with a mean, snarling dog take the Humunga tongue in hand and throw it as high and far as you can. The dog will be driven to chase the Humunga Tongue because of its bright colour and odd shape. Once it lands, he will pick up the soft rubber ball part of the device, leaving the Humunga Tongue itself dangling from his mou[Read More]

This Gaydar meter is perfect for those who are questioning their sexuality. Rather than stew over the question for weeks, just press the button and you get a quick answer. Unfortunately, that answer could be Maybe. At least it comes on a keychain so you can carry it around and check it later to see if the answer has changed to something more defini[Read More]

Take cover and listen. Future wars against invading aliens won't be fought with hydrogen bombs, cruise missiles or fuel-air devices. They'll be fought with Shocking Tanks. Plans are already being hatched deep under Whitehall for a new generation of electrocuting death machines. And you're first to be called up as a tank commander. Well, it beats ar[Read More]

Just the thing for software pirates! The USB Parrot plugs into your computer and sits on your desk listening to what youre saying.

Explore your pet's secret life!

Displaying favourite photographs in the kitchen by sticking them to the fridge with a fridge magnet is something that everyone is familiar with. But we're in the 21st century now, so what if the fridge magnet itself could display not one, but a whole selection of pictures? Well, this new Digital Photo Frame Fridge Magnet can do just that! Digital P[Read More]

It's been over 30 years since Tony Hart's "claymotion" friend Morph first appeared on the small screen so to celebrate, we're bringing him back to life as the funny and very bendy Morph Desk Buddy!

A bit of company for the mouse on your desk! A USB Mouse that pedals when you type - the faster you type, the quicker he pedals!